Monday 23 June 2014

Not fit for decent society

"Someone left me a comment recently saying that I was “not fit for decent society.”  And they’re right and I sort of wonder who they thought they were surprising.  I’ve known I wasn’t fit for decent society since I was seven and did a book report while wearing roller skates and twirling a baton (true story).  But that’s okay.  Because decent society isn’t really a good fit for me either.  In fact, “in decent society” is one of the most terrible places to spend any real time.  “In prison” is almost as bad as “in decent society” but not really because at least in prison you don’t have to wear panty hose.  Also, you might be judging me for choosing jail over country clubs because of panty hose, but I think that just proves that I’m not fit for decent society.  I just proved myself right in an argument I was having with no one.  In other words, please stop trying to insult me because I’m much better at it than you are because I have more practice."

Credits:- Jenny Lawson

http://thebloggess.com/2014/03/not-fit-for-decent-society/

Thursday 5 June 2014

We're all standing naked in front of each other

Hey everyone,
Is it just me or do you guys feel that writing a blog is like willfully standing stark naked in front of a group of strangers? With your every move, people’s eyes move. You’re the only center of attention. The similarity is uncanny.

That being said, I feel like I’m now standing stark naked in a group of people with all their attention towards me. Damnit! I do not like this whole blog writing idea anymore.

Anyway, I love to read what other people write and I don't picture them naked while I'm reading about them. So, if you've written something that you would want me to read, please share. I promise, I'll spread it too. :)